did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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