I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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