Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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