The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Randomize
