Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I understand Curling. That high.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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