I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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