Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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