you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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