The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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