Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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