im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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