I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
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He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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