The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Randomize
