So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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