You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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