A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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