I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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