She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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