I'm jealous of your bromance
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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