and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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