he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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