a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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