we have officially lost it.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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