his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
