I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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