So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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