i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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