these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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