Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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