She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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