i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Welp...herpes.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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