found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
