but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Panties = found
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