Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.

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(512): View more from Texas

halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...

(480): View more from Arizona

exactly, that's why i want something interesting

(512): View more from Texas

slutty neuroscientist?

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(678): View more from Georgia

he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.

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(410): View more from Maryland

you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma

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(214): View more from Texas

i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.

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(631): View more from New York

I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel

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