i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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