i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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