There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
