You made me cry and you don't even care
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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