I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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