So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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