IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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