with your own penis?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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