Its about making memories worth repressing
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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