So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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