she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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