But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Girls should come with a carfax report
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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