Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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