Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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