i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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