So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
