Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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