Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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