Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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