I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
