Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize
