There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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