Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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