even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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