Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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